“They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one”
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| Math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| History test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| Literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| Physics test: | The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
Yes
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cause every word and every turn
every sign points to your hurt
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